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rockpapertheodore:

pardonmewhileipanic:

she’s beauty

she’s grace

#she’s a toupe with a face


In Bed with the Bae

igglooaustralia:

Her: Babe I wanna have a baby

Me: When?

Her: Right now… *Climbs on top of me*

Me: *Throws her off*

*pulls out Calendar*

Me: Uh uh. Look here.. right now it’s September and approximately 9 months from now it’ll be around June, which means there’s a strong chance our baby could be a Gemini. Too Risky. Let’s not.


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typing through the years
  • 2001: u r a dork
  • 2002: Hold on, I have to refresh. See you in 4 hours. Wait for me.
  • 2003: I just got broadband!! It is this cool thing that lets you use the internet without having to hang up the telephone.
  • 2004: Hello Guys, What Does, OMG Mean??? Please Respond
  • 2005: OMG, did you see that? Totally lame.
  • 2006: Hey do you know what lemon/lime means? How did they make a banner for that? Why is this picture moving?
  • 2007: ~KAWAII~ omg did you get the new shojo beat issue friend-chaan? :3
  • 2008: My LiFe SuCks Do YeW WaNnA gO oN mSn x'D i'm so random POTATO TACO TURTLES :'D
  • 2009: trololololol wtf FAKE. memes are cool
  • 2010: .::w h e n__y o u__f a l l__i n__love::.
  • 2011: All of you are absolute blithering idiots. Why can you not type properly? Are you lazy imbeciles? This isn't 2009. Good day.
  • 2012: OH MY GOD FEELS. THIS. THIS IS PERFECT. OTP. REBLOG OR DIE
  • 2013: u r a dork
  • 2014: BITCH YAAAAS
  • 2015: i am the pepe meme lord

  • aliens: *exist*
  • me: i know


He’s gonna be 3 in August, so he’s a little young to see this movie but eventually he’ll be able to see his dad being a hero!